~ The Valley's ONLY breakup helper!~

Breakups are hard. Let me do the heavy lifting. I've worked both in customer service and mental health professions - I've seen it all, and am here to help. The following services are currently offered -

-Phone Breakup - Romantic: $35- Got a partner you desperately want away from, but have cold feet?** Get in touch and be prepared to let me know the person's name, a phone number to reach them, and the reason (as you'd like them to hear it) for the breakup. I will get back to you within 24hrs with a date/time I'll make the call for the Breakup. This will occur within 48 hrs of you submitting necessary info. Payment is due in advance, as with all services, and upon completion of the breakup you will receive screenshots of my call log, as well as a recording of the call so you know it's been done. Post-Breakup tips offered, and you will be given the choice of "Friendly", "Revenge", or "Broken-Hearted" breakup theme***

- Phone Breakup - Friendships: $35 -
Same as above, but friend-themed.

- Phone Breakup - Workplace: $35 -
Wanna quit, but lack nerve? I got you. Get in touch, let me know a number and a few other details, and then let me do the rest. Same rules as above in the romance category, otherwise. HEADS UP: If your workplace requires the return of supplies/gear after quitting, you will still need to do that part yourself - however I will help and offer tips however I can, and this is often a much less fraught task then it seems.

- Text Breakups - Romantic, Friendship, and Workplace: $25-
all available at a reduced rate to phone calls. Please see services/pricing guide for more details. Otherwise same rules as above.

Reach out via email (valleyendings@gmail.com ) or messenger for booking - remember, never any judgement here.

**NOTE: If you're in a abusive situation of any kind, please DO NOT rely on me to keep you safe - my job is to deliver the rawest part of the breakup - the breaking itself. I am no bodyguard or legal professional. My safety is always paramount to me; hence there being no "in-person" option

***NOTE: Breakup themes are general templates I've designed to help you customize the process a little, and something we'll work through together when you submit the necessary details and payment. Though obviously, conversations - especially emotional or shocking ones - are organic things, and I want to stress there's no one set script that will work for everyone! If things get heated via call or text, I reserve the right to respond as necessary to get YOUR point across - namely that you want out - and to handle it all in a professional, timely manner. I will not baby-sit your ex/guide them to emotional fulfillment. ALL PHONE CALLS AND TEXTS WILL HAVE THREE ATTEMPTS MADE WITH CONNECTION - if the person refuses to respond/answer the phone (don't worry, it won't say "Unknown Number" or anything shady - it will be a local number popping up ) after the three attempts, that's on you. No refunds.

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