Hey North Bay,

Do you have junk? Not the “oops-I-forgot-to-take-the-trash-out” kind, but the “this-could-be-useful-if-some-weirdo-wanted-it” kind?

Congratulations – I am that weirdo.

I'm on the hunt for reusable junk – stuff that's too good for the dump but too sketchy for Goodwill. Old wood, metal bits, broken furniture, buckets with mysterious pasts, bins, random hardware, rogue drawers, parts of things that used to be things. If it looks like a raccoon might nest in it, I'm probably interested.

Why? Great question.
I'm building weird stuff. Projects. Art. Chaos. Maybe a time machine. You never know.

What I'm NOT looking for:

Actual garbage

Moldy couches that double as wildlife preserves

Anything that smells like regret


What I AM looking for:

Free or cheap stuff you want gone

Bonus points for strange stories attached to the item

People who are okay with me showing up in a beat-up car with bungee cords and hope


If you've got some reusable junk lying around and want it gone with a laugh, send me a message. Let me be the trash panda your stuff deserves.

Thanks for helping keep my projects weird, and your yard less full.
When you call please mention you found this ad listing on OKz.ca