(AKA: The Reason Your Power Bill Is So High)

Are you ready to ascend to the next level of gaming greatness, or at least warm your room with pure processing power? I've upgraded, so my beloved battle station must find a new home-preferably with someone who knows what a motherboard is.
Specs that will make your friends jealous:

• ASUS TUF Gaming Z590 Plus WiFi motherboard (WiFi so fast, you'll think you're stealing it)

• Intel Core i9-10850K (10 cores-because 9 is for peasants)

• 64GB G.Skill DDR4-3600 RAM (enough to run Chrome and still have room for your existential dread)

• 1TB Western Digital NVMe SSD (loads games faster than you can say “lag”)

• Corsair RGB Liquid Cooler (keeps things chill, unlike your last ranked match)

• Brand new MSI MAG R1000GL PCIE5 PSU (1000 watts-could probably jumpstart a car)

• Fractal Design case with smoked glass (so you can admire your RGB addiction)

• Onboard video (GPU not included-bring your own graphics firepower)

• Windows 11 Pro 24H2, freshly installed and cleaner than your browser history

• Keyboard, mouse, and monitor are NOT included. You will need to buy these on your own.

The Rules (read these or face instant regret):

• The price is the price. It is a very fair price. The power supply is $250 brand new (and it's brand new). This Fractal Design case is $200 brand new. You can buy the processor on Amazon for $400 brand new. The MoBo is $350 at NewEgg. That's already $1,200 and there's still the liquid cooler, RAM, an NVMe drive, an operating system, etc. Please do your research before crying about this being out of your budget. This is a good price.

• CASH ONLY. If you try to pay with e-transfer, cheque, PayPal, Venmo, or Monopoly money, you'll be blocked faster than a bronze player in Overwatch.

• PICK UP ONLY. No delivery, no meetups, no secret handshakes.

• No holds. First to show up with cash gets it. If you ask “Is this available?” and disappear, I'll assume you've been abducted by cobra chickens.

• If you ask “Is this a computer?” I will personally send you a link to Google and then block you.

Come to my house, wave at my Ring camera, pay cash, and walk away with a PC that's seen more late nights than a university student during finals.
Serious buyers only-trolls will be fed to the onboard video chip.

Questions? Ask away (as long as you've read the ad).

Ready to upgrade your life? Message me before someone else's grandma tries to trade me a bag of marbles and a coupon for Subway.

Want more info? Just ask… but if you ask if it comes with “Fortnite,” I'll assume you're 8.
When you call please mention you found this ad listing on OKz.ca