**FOR SALE: One Hell of a Ring Set (Literally)**
**14k Yellow Gold Birks Sapphire & Diamond Wedding Set**
**\$OBO – Includes complimentary exorcism**

We're not exactly sure which of her many failed marriages this came from—somewhere between the guy with the toupee and the one who thought he was a prophet. What we *are* sure of is this: my abusive mother may have been terrible at relationships, but her taste in jewelry was absolutely divine.

This striking Birks wedding set features deep royal blue sapphires that shimmer like a midnight sky, hugged by brilliant diamonds that could outshine her narcissism (no small feat). Set in rich 14k yellow gold, it's bold, timeless, and so beautiful it almost makes you forget it's haunted by the ghost of a woman who never said “I'm proud of you.”

Perfect for anyone who:

* Appreciates fine craftsmanship
* Wants something beautiful with a wicked backstory
* Is ready to turn generational trauma into generational sparkle

It'll be saged, blessed, and maybe even dunked in holy water before shipping.

Buy it now, and turn family baggage into a future filled with shine.

*Because my daughter deserves floaties and fun—not therapy bills and family curses.*
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