Elliptical machine purchased in a fit of optimism, like everyone else's. Used briefly some years ago, serving as a drying rack ever since.

For the low, low price of $300 you can own this stunning fitness machine/drying rack. Please come take it out of my family room. No delivery, must haul it up the stairs yourself, bring a friend.

Feel free to make me an offer, I want it gone, just like my motivation.
When you call please mention you found this ad listing on OKz.ca