Big o' Box of air tools...

Campbell Hausfeld:
- 3/8 ratchet (hardly used)
- 3/8 drill (hardly used)
- Right angle die grinder (used sweetly)
- 18g nibbler (hardly used)

Princess Auto (PowerFist):
- 1/2" belt sander w/ belts (used sweetly)
- 1" belt sander w/ belts (used sweetly)
- 18g Flanger (hardly used)
- 3/8 Impact Wrench (hardly used)
- Die Grinder (hardly used)

All have quick connects on them.

OK, here's the deal. I'm honest. I expect you to be as well. Check prices online and compare them to what I am asking. It's darn reasonable. I have been selling off the remains of my metal working shop. These were used in a hobby environment (not industrial)...so wear and tear is absolutely minimal.

My terms:
1) Full money back guarantee; I promise all air tools work great and you are free to test drive first (yes, I have a compressor here to use).
2) Must take all or none. My goal is to get rid of stuff and avoid ending up on the "Hoarders" TV show.
2) My garage is a certified UNESCO No Cry-Baby Zone—so no whiners, complainers, scammers, etc. I've had too much of that in my life, in-laws included.
3) No "I'm calling from Quebec/Istanbul" (not Constantinople)/"I'm on a ship at sea"/"I will send a friend"/"I will pay with Canadian Tire Money"/"I will pay with Polly Pocket Gift Cards"/"I'll pay extra if you accept my inkjet printed cheque signed with crayons"/etc.
4) Contrary to popular belief, I WILL sell to Edmonton Oilers' fans—but only if you don't wear your jersey to pick up the tools. If you do, add $50 to the selling price.
When you call please mention you found this ad listing on OKz.ca